GTA 6? Absolutely not. 😒
Tap fast. I’m watching. 💋
Clause 01 · Basic awareness
I still exist. 💋
You are allowed to play GTA 6, but you are legally required to remember that you have a girlfriend.
Yes, even during missions.
Lucia? Nope. 🚫
Pixels don’t steal boyfriends.
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No flirting with Lucia. -
No calling Lucia “bae.” -
No saying “she’s just pixels.” -
No choosing Lucia over me. -
No defending her when I get jealous.
Mandatory loyalty exam
What if Lucia flirts with you first?
Clause 03 · Time mathematics
One mission? ⏳
Time limit acknowledged.
≠ 4 HOURS
Clause 04 · Routine care
Keep me alive. 💅
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Text me back eventually -
Give me attention between missions -
Date night still exists -
Snacks must be shared -
Send cute updates from Vice City. -
Occasionally hand over the controller.
Babe… 🚨
If your girlfriend needs attention while you are playing, what do you do?
Final Question
Real girlfriend? 💋
You have lost GTA 6 privileges.
CONTRACT APPROVED ✅
You may now play GTA 6.
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Girlfriend remains the main character. -
Lucia remains strictly fictional business. -
Loading-screen kisses are mandatory. -
Kisses and quality time remain fully operational.
Boyfriend signature: __________
Officially Loyal Boyfriend
Vice City clearance granted
VICE CITY APPROVED ✅
Congratulations. Vice City approved. 💋
Violations will be taken personally.