Girlfriend
Rage Detector
Upload a text screenshot. Receive a wildly theatrical “how cooked are you?” score. Buckle up — the machine assumes the worst.
Submit the evidence
Use a clear crop where the visible messages are large enough to read.
Evidence acquired
Check the crop. Tiny text, stylized themes, or partial messages can confuse the extremely fake machinery.
EXHIBIT A
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Scanning
Evidence inconclusive
The text was too small, unclear, or absent to judge without making things up. Try a tighter, sharper crop.
Mildly suspicious signal detected
0
Cooked / 100
Suspicious Calm
Stand by
A gloriously overdramatic reading of the visible screenshot cues.
Official next step, allegedly
Just for laughs.